Are you Snoopy?

I guess I must be. I spend a LOT of time in the doghouse (courtesy of my wife) and this morning when I got back from a night of battling the Red Baron in my trusty Sopwith Kennel, I had a rude awakening when I fell off the roof of the doghouse where I was sleeping. Plus there's that round-headed kid that brings dinner out to me every so often. I dont even get candlelight service!